Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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