windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this just has baby written all over it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
