Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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