there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
