So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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