I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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