she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
