i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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