Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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