I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
