I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
