the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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