Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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