we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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