5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Two words: nipple clamps
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