We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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