Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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