it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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