I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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