I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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