You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'd cum for enchiladas.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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