I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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