benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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