I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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