what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My vagina is officially offended.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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