covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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