$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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