Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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