I want to stick my p in your. b.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I love you. Go after that dick
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I currently don't understand fingers.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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