i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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