My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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