I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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