So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I love having hate sex.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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