I have demons in me.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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