none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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