I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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