I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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