He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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