she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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