I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My first STD was from a foam party
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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