The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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