my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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