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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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