Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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