Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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