Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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