office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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