well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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