problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
