i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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