Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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