Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I need a beard to bite.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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